The Intergalactic
Space Chronicle
NEWS
Three-Year-Old Hacks into
NASA's New Space Project
By Louise Farfell
Three-year-old Winston Fujiwama inadvertently hacked into the files of NASA's new and secret space project last week. Winston is no ordinary toddler, the son of NASA workers who have been working from home due to the recent pandemic.
Winston's mother had to make a quick bathroom run, when Winston climbed up to her computer fascinated by all the "colors" and "shapes". In the few minutes it took for his mother Marsha to wash her hands, he was already deep into the program pursuing the color "red".
Shocked, his mother immediately pulled him away and contacted NASA with the embarrassing news. Winston may not have had any other intentions other than to see his favorite color, but nonetheless, a highly secretive program has been penetrated, and penetrated no less than by a 3-year old. Safeguards are being checked, and for a while, the project is on hold, until NASA can make sure the highly sensitive information was not passed to anyone else.
Upon being reprimanded by his mother Winston replied (quite loudly we are told), "Red. I want to see the color Red now!"
We think with such a talent as Winston that NASA should be testing him and thinking of grooming him for a job for the future.
There are those at the paper that think this would be a waste of Winston's talents, and that he would possibly be more useful at the CIA.
Either way the talents of this toddler are far and few between and only come along every few decades. Hopefully, they will be put to some kind of good use, before he singlehandedly changes the fate of the universe.
