1.     Thou shalt not eat food from a stranger’s plate (more relevant for early virus mode).

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2.     Thou shalt not go streaking aka “running naked” during virus isolation mode.

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3.     Honour thy pure tech android that brings thou survival essentials.

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4.     Thou shalt not commit chocolate over eatery. 

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5.     Thou shalt not hide an extra personal survival stash within your household.

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6.     Thou shalt not say that stash belongs to one of your kids when caught.

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7.     Thou shalt not pee on the floor while in the “V” (Virtual Public Network) even if thou has thou’s Bugo-Bots to clean up thou mess.

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8.     Thou shalt not turn toilet paper statues into shrines out of boredom.

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9.     Thou shalt not covet they neighbors tech! Just buy your own, it’s not toilet paper.

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10.  Thou shalt not watch a good Vflick on they own, without thou’s significant other.

 

These are our Ten Commandments for the virus. If you have some of your own please add them in the comments.