We’ve seen the effects of medicinal flowers during the Zorbognens rain on Earth’s New York, but very little known about its creator. Rumors of the Florist's activities have been circulating for years, but no one truly knows where she is and what she is up to.

 

It is said the woman known as the florist used to work for the government. She created many breeds of bio-engineered hallucinatory and medicinal flowers, which are infused in almost everything we use today, including Colgate’s three-second whiting toothpaste, Starbucks blue coffee, and the Night Skipper cream, which allows you to skip a night of sleep with flinching an eye. 

 

Due to internal conflicts with her employers, she left the government institute and began her own lab. But many of her new creations were unwarranted, which turned The Florist to an outlaw.

 

Her contribution to society has gained The Florist a very big following of fans, who protect her whereabouts. They also wear a pink wig in solidarity with her and decorate their daily attire with flowers.

 

This week The Florist released a mass quantity of her new medicinal rose, the Luller. The flower gave half of Washington D.C temporary mouth paralysis, leaving court officials and government employees to communicate via text only. Passionate debates were held in silence, with furious texting all going around.

 

It is unclear what she achieved by doing this stunt. She has kept complete radio silence since the incident. Perhaps she just wanted everyone to Zen out? The Search for the "Pink Lady" has intensified. Her followers are concerned for her safety and still defend her actions, loyally. It’s hard not to love the woman that gave us blue coffee.