Shifting Nano Suits are a beloved pastime especially among young adults looking for a crazy night out. What can be more delightful than going out to a bar or a party looking like a band of monkeys or group lions on the prowl?

 

The Shifting Nano Suits snuggle around your skin, while the nano particles tower up and mold everything from horns, ears, nostrils, and tails around your body. There is a quick and easy release switch, which is voice automated. But if you are too drunk to speak properly, you might find yourself in a situation…

 

For the telepathic hyper chess club of Columbia University that seemed to be the case. To celebrate their win in the solar system's telepathic hyper chess competition they decided to go out drinking dressed as bears and wolves. Unfortunately, having drunk too much they forgot their passcodes and also the fact that they were wearing the Shifting Nano Suits in the first place.

 

When an android patrol found them waddling along the park side, they recognized them as animals who had somehow escaped the zoo, so they put them back where they thought they belonged.

 

The next morning was quite traumatic for the youngsters as they woke up next to wild animals that did not respect their nano suits. Luckily a human inspector noticed the irregularity of the “human animals” and released them from captivity.

 

It’s hard not to drink too much when you’ve turned yourself into a bear. There’s a brain gap there that needs to be filled with toxicants. But may this be a lesson to all of us: always have a designated voice automated approved passcode friend.