CULTURE
The Intergalactic
Space Chronicle
Dogs Working in Sales at Department Stores
By Louise Farfell
Macys Galactic has been around for so many years, because it has been updating itself and keeping up with the times by being open to new innovations.
With the shortage of people and androids who actually want to work in sales, it has been forced to hire our canine friends to help out in the dressing rooms by fetching and bringing clothing to patrons trying on clothes.
These furry creatures are always aiming to please and happily perform their tasks. A scratch on the belly or a quick game of “toss the ball” is all these dogs really want, but the Law requires they receive a paycheck, just like any human.
So, their owners receive their paychecks, deposit them in the dogs’ accounts and provide them with a lifestyle they are entitled to: plenty of dog toys, canopy beds, specialized dog foods, and long walks in the park.
For those of you shouting “animal cruelty” please note Macys Galactic treats its furry workers well. The worker of the month gets treated to a doggy spa, complete with a haircut and total pampering.
Well done, Macys Galactic – we give you a hands up, and an “Arf, arf!”
