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The Intergalactic
Space Chronicle
Alien Rotary Phones Appear on Beaming Station
By Sam Lustig
Once Upon a Time, there was such a thing as a telephone, once upon, upon, a time there were rotary telephones. You know those antique low-tech devices with the ring and the numbers you move to call someone? It’s certainly a far cry from our hologram phone that projects your image into another room or The V Talk, that allows you to have a virtual conversation with anyone you want anywhere you want.
So you can imagine how surprising it was for individuals waiting at station T55 to be beamed, when several old rotary phones appeared out of thin air and rang non-stop.
Most of them thought it was nothing more than an elaborate prank. But when they answered the phones, a young woman on the other side of the line spoke in a language that does not and has not existed in our human history.
This occurrence joins the cluster of odd events in which objects from the past have been teleported to our present in 2170. But unlike these other incidents, which experts have attributed to experimentation with object relocation in time and space, aka time traveling, that was done in secrecy a hundred years ago, this event is very different due to the nature of the conversation and its lingo. It does not appear in our past and many scientists are forced to accept the possibility of another multidimensional leak.
In other words, there might be a parallel world out there, more ridiculous than ours that sends rotary phones into the unknown.
