As part of a collaboration between the “Urban Chillax” initiative and “The Android Poetry Project”, groups of singing pure tech androids have been unleashed in residential buildings of cities worldwide.

 

So if a group of ‘droids’ happens to knock on your door and starts wailing in a very unique combination of voices, do not be alarmed. You have been selected to receive a free performance, created to alleviate your stress levels during the Virus of 2170.  

 

A lot of creative liberty has been given to these PT androids, so some of the chosen a cappella combinations may be a bit unusual. Do be open-minded if you find voices such as Nick Cave singing a Britney Spears song with Kate Bush and Andrea Bocelli.

 

You might actually love the electronic versions of Lil Wayne, Alan Ball and Olivia Newton-John, singing and rapping some Disney classics. Or maybe you’d be more into a Dolly Parton, Kiko Mondo, and Cherry combo, singing some android opera?

 

Whatever variation lands on your doorstep, make sure to share it with the music division of the paper. You never know where the next Beyonce, Prokofiev and Frank Zappa mutant baby will come from.