The Intergalactic
Space Chronicle
CULTURE
Psychic Predictions for the Year 2171
By Goldy Fox
As with every passing year, our eccentric guest psychic and medium, Galinda Flanagan, offers her predictions for 2171. Though her predictions are often hard to understand till they actually happen, they are always illuminating and thought provoking.
So with further ado, we present her predictions for 2171.
January - The croaking toad will leave the mighty bird’s nest and hop back to the swamp to play with his toys.
February - Love, in an unexpected form, will shower humanity. But the puddles left after the storm, will do much more than soak us, they will change us forever.
March - Bees of a foreign nature will bring with them a great sting, but also a sweet result. It will bring growth and blooming of an unprecedented proportion.
April - A new contract will be signed between three great forces. This said contract will move the earth beneath our feet.
May - The rising heat will slow down some, but will cause others to jump into polluted waters. Still, not all that is iffy is necessarily harmful.
June - An abundance will arise in the form of ‘possibility’. Gateways to new realities open wide, we will make choices that will define who we are and what future we will live in.
July - A new chapter begins wherever our feet have landed. The view will be spectacular, but will we raise our heads enough to even notice it?
August - Stressful weeks lay ahead as we must overcome all barriers and challenges to fulfill our commitment to a force that could define this century for us.
September - A steady hand and focused mind will be required if we are to maneuver humanity to a port of safety.
October - When candy takes to the sky, a sturdy umbrella and buckets are most advisable. Don't forget to keep some sweets for a dry day.
November - Pumpkins will turn into carriages and some chosen ones will receive a royal alien treatment.
December - A joyous return to something familiar awaits us. Much will be different; we will all sit in different chairs by the end of the year. But most of those chairs will be ever so comfortable.