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Space Chronicle 

A Plane from 2025 Popped-up in Swiss Terrain

By M.B. Alexander

An Airbus type 2340 with approximately three hundred passengers from the year 2025, appeared out of the blue in the Swiss terrain. How the aircraft jumped 146 years into the future is baffling scientists all across the globe.

The confused passengers spilled out of the vomit-filled craft and wandered through the Swiss valley for hours before anybody even noticed them. It was after all the first NBA Playoff season to be played in mid-space courts only while using multiple hoops and zero gravity.
 

Aircraft from 2025 Appears in Switzerlan

The poor cold travelers were discovered when they walked into the village of Soglio and began screaming continuously for about an hour. Apparently, they had never seen a humanoid android removing their own head to fix a technical glitch. It probably didn’t help when several air vehicles came to their aid or the floating bio-engineered air-fish which circled them. 

We must remember however normal these may be to us, people from previous centuries may find them hard to digest.

Once most of the passengers stopped screaming and a few were sedated a group of therapy droids took them away in a medical aircraft. The therapy droids decided that familiar faces would perhaps ease the transition from the past to the future, but cyborg Kim Kardashian and Kanye West proved to be an unfortunate choice as our ambassadors. It seemed that they only reminded the travelers of the couple's divorce, which deeply upset them. Also, Kanye may not have been the most calming personality to present the year 2171 to the shocked patients, especially when he recalled stories from his presidency over California in 2080.

Ultimately, the passengers from 2025 were placed in an immersive virtual reality that re-enacted the year 2025 to near perfection. You may interact with them in this new “Truman” like a virtual program, so long as you don’t feed them, pet them, or let them try your hoverboard.

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