Yup, fashion houses are upping their game with temporary designer tails.  The pill is made up of nano-particles and biodegradable human tissue, which travels to your backend and gives you a tail of your choice. The tail remains intact for twenty-four hours to a week, depending on your investment.

 

The designs range from realistic animal inspire tails, to almost any pattern or shape you can think of.  Burberry, one of the oldest retail companies still running in 2170 has created luggage and handbags that have matching tails.

 

Victoria Secret is taking it to the bedroom, with sexy tails with matching lingerie. The tails come in a lace pattern, red-feathered and glittery scales of all colors, shapes, and sizes.

 

This new fashion will definitely take some getting used to. Unfortunately, we at the paper will not have the leisure of time, seeing as our editor has required all of us to arrive Monday with a tail. I’m not sure how this will fit with my current wardrobe, but staying employed is nice, so tails it is.