People have been personalizing perfume since the 21st century, and if you think about it, our bodies have been doing it way before that, so why not ice cream too?

 

After all, ten thousand flavors are not enough for humanity. Also, how do I know I’m getting the one I truly need when I want it? This is where Mood Creams come in. No more eating strawberry Pringles ice-cream, only to realize well into the cone you truly wanted caramel with roasted star nuts.

 

Mood Cream promises their mood scanners and DNA agnostics will pinpoint exactly what you need, to make you feel right.

 

I went to check out the Mood Cream parlor today thinking I wanted a double scoop of mint-chocolate-chili ice-cream, when in fact their analysis showed I’d be happier with a chocolate-chocolate-chocolate-chocolate ice-cream with Martian-mellows. When I ate it, I realized, of course, that’s what I want. I just didn’t know it.