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Mood Enhancer Bars on Trial

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The mood enhancer bar company, Alter Me Bars, is on trial for putting nano-bots in their Happy Girl bars. Allegedly, these delightful breakfast bars were using more than organic serotonin inducing supplements.  The bars have tiny robot receptors mixed in with all their dried fruits and granola. These tiny computers particles are programmed to travel to the pre-frontal lobe and release a very low-frequency hum, along with a very subtle vibration, every time a negative emotion emerges.

 

 

 

The seemly harmless bars caused no harm so far, but they do violate strict laws against non-compliant tech implants.  They also crossed laws of human experimentation. Human lab rats that have signed an NDA discloser may be forced to testify against the company.

 

One of these said subjects is in a perpetual state of happiness, due to nano-bots they couldn’t turn off, which would not be a problem, if she weren’t homeless and on the verge of starvation.

 

Outside the courtroom women were protesting for and against the bars. Many women both in the service industry, high profile jobs, and young mothers, claimed to be highly dependent on these Happy Girl bars for their daily function. They demanded that the sector legalize their use. With them many men were protesting, who pled for manufacturing of the bars to continue immediately. 

 

Countering them were a group of naturalist, who are fiercely against any inorganic intervention in the human brain. These protesters were also very active during the legislation of tech brain implants, such as in skull projectors and in skull receptors. 

 

We will continue to follow this trial and serve you updates. Meanwhile, if you are a Happy Girl consumer who hasn’t stocked up, we recommend sunsets, warm baths and lots of tea, till things blow over.

Written by M.B. Alexander

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