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The Intergalactic
Space Chronicle
Love is Literally in the Air After Rebels Spike Air Filtration Systems Worldwide
By Wolf Gnat
As the wise Beatles once said, ‘All you need is love’. But when that said love comes in the form of barrels of chemically induced ‘love potion’, illegally smuggled into air-filtration systems worldwide, you may need a few other things.
For one, you need many security bots to stop the thousands of random strangers, chasing each other on the streets with chocolates and flowers, from smothering each other to death with fondness.
You need lots of air traffic control to unclog the traffic jams up above created by passengers trying to hug people in neighboring air-cars, or worse, air car passengers painting hearts on their bums and streaking through the heavens.
There is also a sound pollution issue, with all the people blasting their favorite love songs towards random people in windows and balconies everywhere.
And I’m not even sure what needs to be done when the mayor of your city declares a mandatory lockdown, so all the citizens of the city can watch his live reading of the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet, which will appear on all networks simultaneously. All for his mistress, which he only just met on the street.
Was this an act of rebels using Valentine month as a diving board for an odd revolution? Is it a mass human experiment or perhaps some lovely citizens who just wanted us to love each other more? I’m gonna go with the second, mostly because I too have stepped outside today and have taken several whiffs of the love potion in the air.