A space freighter accidentally released 60,000 seeds of the medicinal Zorbognen flower seeds.  As the seeds ripped through the atmosphere, the velocity of their fall combined with the high levels of nitrogen in Earth’s air led to an enhanced growth process.

 

By the time the seeds reached the city skyline of Earth’s New York, they had fully blossomed. A shower of red, orange, and yellow flowers covered the streets and sidewalks.

 

Unfortunately, though it was a beautiful sight, they caused a great deal of confusion and traffic jams. Not to mention the fact that this concentrated medicinal flower is used in highly advanced, long procedures, such as limb regrowth. Just the scent of the beautiful flowers tanked the whole city. Everyone was stoned and in a state of extreme delirium.

 

The trains came to a halt because passengers ran out and jumped onto the tracks, screaming absurdities like, “I’m going to be the next president”, “Free the cats”, and “Kill Tuesday”. Downtown, men in suits stripped naked and ran through the flowery mist, with only their briefcase at hand. Children of the city were surprisingly unaffected by this narcotic. But they enjoyed the whole hoopla, even though a few had to drag their parents home. 

 

Though the citizens of NYC were sent into quite a frenzy, no real harm was caused. Unless you were already baked, which may have put you in a comatose state for over forty-eight hours. Our reporters on the ground say, “it’s all good”, we’ll just have to take their word for it.