At first, many thought the young group were creating a widespread reality joke. But as the youngsters began creating aerial shrines covered in graffiti for their teenage goddess and making junk food offerings scattered around said un-tidied facilities, people began to realize this was no laughing matter.

 

Many feel that Anadolescentologists have rituals that do not mesh well with other communities, such as playing very loud Electro Martian Pop music everywhere they go, roaming the urban streets in big cliques of friends, giggling hysterically and talking passionately about their goddess, while mocking everyone’s fashion choices around them.

 

Some communities are especially concerned about their children joining in on the faith and equally ill at ease by the lobbying power of this group, who have somehow secured billions in government funds for a massive rave party in the North Pole, which will include plenty of drugs and a bountiful supply of fireworks (always a great combination) meant to please their teenage God and show their gratitude.

 

What can we say? Is it completely improbable that our lives have been designed by the whims of a hormonal being that seems to lose interest in us after a certain age? Hmm…that’s something to think about…