The Intergalactic
Space Chronicle
NEWS
Human Births Alien Baby
By Sam Lustig
I know what you're thinking, why would a woman nowadays birth anything, let alone an alien, when you could just use a birth pod?
But apparently, some species' births are much shorter than that of humans, and if one does not realize she is pregnant with an alien baby then one can birth it naturally with her own actual body.
This has raised many difficult questions. If the pregnant woman did not know she had an alien in tow, did she participate in a mating ritual unbeknownst to her?
Retina Lovloid, told the paper: “I knew I was participating in something intimate, there was a lot of touching and there were some tentacles involved. But I guess I didn’t realize this was actually a mating ritual.”
Lovloid met her alien baby daddy on a special hologram screening of “Back to the Future” she organized for an alien delegation that is obsessed with human sci-fi.
Her alien counterpart did not intend on getting her pregnant of course. He was simply trying to woo her from what he had learned in the many science fiction virtual realities and hologram films he had watched.
What can we say, accidents happen. Sometimes you don't think things through and create a new species. Whatever the initial intentions were they now welcome not only a new being to the world and that is always a wonderful thing.
