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Giant Cookie Crumbles into Coffee Lagoon
What’s the problem? You may ask, coffee and cookies are best friends and you would not be mistaken by saying so. Usually, they are! But perhaps not so much at the Coffee Lagoons Resort.
The resort; a spa with a big warm a coffee lake and ponds, created a massive cookie as a climbing wall for climbers. It was also meant to be a sort of snack wall, where lagoon dippers could scrape a bit of cookie off and take it with them for a dip in the coffee lagoons.
Unfortunately, when one of the climbers decided to swing from side to side on the cookie, its rods broke and the giant cookie came rolling into the main coffee lake that was full of people. Luckily, it crumbled rather quickly, leaving the lagoon, a thick sweet mess.
Oddly enough most of the guests did not mind too much, as it was a chocolate oatmeal cookie, and a doctor staying there said it was great for their skin. Surprisingly now, the hotel is booked for the next month with odd adventurers that want to experience soaking in a cup of coffee with mushy cookie crumbs inside.
Will they change their name to Coffee Crumbs Lagoon? Would you soak inside coffee and cookies? What’s next? Marshmallows in the Cocoa Resort’s pool? I guess that’s way the cookie crumbles in 2170 . . .