Monday morning users of Fresh Direct's molecular food churner served only Coca-Cola mush across the sector. Consumers in orbit and the ground were outraged, accusing Fresh Direct of purposely programming the malfunction as a publicity stunt for Coca-Cola. 

 

Both companies have apologized for the glitz, but have professed that no purposeful wrongdoing was done on their part.  Coca-Cola went on explaining that such an advertisement stunt would not work in their benefit, as it represents the product very poorly. Fresh Direct retorted that although Coca-Cola was recently added to the devices, Coca-Cola mush was not. They promise that the devices will return to their normal function within 24 hours.

 

People who count on these devices as their sole source of food have flooded the E-grocery stores, and ordered masses of food. Leading the company to suspect foul play of other competing companies.  

 

We here at the paper also use the Fresh Directs food churner, but we find this odd mush completely tolerable when chugged down with a cup of coffee made the old fashion way.