While many of us have been preoccupied and perhaps taking a step back from work during the virus of 2170, some have been plowing away, sewing seeds of what we will all benefit from. Bob Chang is one of those very individuals, and he has created the ultimate adult toy.

 

Mr. Chang has created fortune cookies with disposable nanoparticles that are programmed to give you the virtual experience of your life, or your life as it would be if you were to actually to receive that particular fortune. The nanoparticles travel to your brain, put you in an induced coma, and for a few hours you can drift off into the life the fortune cookie has forecasted for you.

 

Research now shows that seeing your future in such a vivid real life way alters your brain to act in a manner that could actually procure this future for you in the real world. 

 

But, please remember safety first. If you decide to try one of these when they come out in two weeks, make sure you’re in a safe location away from open windows, toilets, and sockets. Notify your social media circle you are going under and always auto hydrate.

 

We can’t wait to try this one out and just hope that whatever future we get, it includes Cyborg Joanna Hill, he seems nice.