Goerge Luscious a prominent virtual sex worker who has famously collaborated on mass virtual orgies is in it to win it! Why not, we say at the paper, think of what some consensual sexual vibrancy can bring to the country and to the globe, heck to our corner of the galaxy!

 

One thing is for sure he’ll definitely have all the votes of the Space Nudist Voyager, and we don’t mean that creepy guy that follows them around in his little rocket, we mean the naked space colony roaming our solar system in their birthday suits.

 

When we asked candidate Luscious what his platform would include, he replied: “He would work on creating sustainable jobs for organic humans, putting subsidized med-vending machines drones for all around every block, and bringing cerebral downloading safety at schools to the forefront.”

 

What about all our sexy hopes? Well, Luscious seems to be taking a serious approach for now, but his marketing buttons better vibrate, if you catch my drift.