NEWS
The Intergalactic
Space Chronicle
A new device created to enhance far space travel communication has been accidentally hearing what scientists believe to be conversations from the past.
Though the “Freak Waves” tech company will not divulge any information about the tech design of their patented device, there are whispers about them using gravel found at the bottom of Mirror Lake. The said lake floor has a very low gravitation density that has been baffling scientists throughout the solar system.
It seems that the Freak Wave team has managed to maintain and transfer that low-density gravitational field around the gravel to a contained chamber in their lab.
They theorized that if they could take sound waves and rotate them at a hyper-accelerated rate in a loop with little to no gravitational resistance, they could transfer the sound waves to much wider distances at a faster rate.
The hopes were that this device would help us communicate with spacecrafts that traveling beyond our satellite systems reach, such as the 10th space expedition.
But an irregularity happened in one of the trials when a young team member accidentally entered the wrong time configuration, which resulted in a very awkward moment where a team of two thousand engineers heard a conversation between two women about the newly invented birth control. It was obviously not a discourse from our time.
Unfortunately, they have not been able to pinpoint specific coordinates in time. So, for now, the conversations they’ve picked up on are rather random, such as; conversations about grocery shopping, a man yelling about a basketball game, and what may or not be the organic Ellen DeGeneres of 2025, singing twinkle, twinkle, little star to a puppy.