Dr. Seuss Celebrations Will Resume Throughout the Solar System
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish will be painting our corner of the galaxy as the Dr. Seuss celebrations resume in full. If you are a fan of the children writer/philosopher, oh, the places you could go, but how will you choose?
Well, you could start off in Japan with a “Green Eggs and Ham” ice cream, then take the hyperspeed to LA to run amok in the streets with “Thing One” and “Thing Two”, or perhaps dive into the massive hat of “The Cat in the Hat”, where you will find an audacious theme park.
You could also head out to Colorado to find the Christmas the “Grinch” stole or climb a turtle tower to the stars. If you're looking for an event deeper in the dark of space, why not try the “Funny Things are Everywhere” Parade, where various creatures from the Dr. Seuss books have been animated into low-level robots that walk around Mars' capital in a very chipper mood.
If all of those events are a bit too far for you, there is an endless array of virtual options you can enjoy, such as Whoville, where you can spend your day getting crazy hairstyles, dancing, and singing to no end. Alternatively, you could sink into Horton’s world and seek other hidden “Villes”, which is perhaps the oddest treasure you could ever join, but perhaps the most gratifying. If you find a hidden world in a random flower or a mushroom, it opens up to another virtual realm you could explore. Kind of like a party with doors to many other parties.
Just make sure to leave your timer on in the “Real World”, so you don’t get placement disorientation, otherwise known as the babushka effect, which is quite common when you shift between too many different virtual realities too fast.
Whatever you decide on don’t get into the car driven by the fish, it’s only meant for decoration and is not safe by any standards.
By Goldy Fox