CULTURE
The Intergalactic
Space Chronicle
Dear Louise Column - September
By Louise Farell
Dear Louise,
My husband and I were discussing, a few weeks back, George Luscious, the famous virtual sex worker, who is running for president, and the conversation got out of hand. I am for Luscious, and my husband is against him. Well, the discussion heated up: voices were raised, insults were exchanged and doors were slammed.
As a result, we have not been speaking, to each other, for a few weeks. It is usually me who breaches the wall, but this time, he has gone too far. He called me a "Republican" (shudder).
I don't see a future for us, if we are not speaking to one another – the machines in the house are rather independent and run themselves, but we both do need companionship once in a while.
Hurt as Hell
Dear Hurt,
Well, I'll be a bot's charger! How silly. They say never to discuss politics in the work place, but now at home?! Besides, there has been no Republican party for a hundred years, after they reached a stalemate with Democrats and admitted they would never support any idea or policy the Democrats presented. If you remember your history, it opened the doors for other serious parties to step in, and that is why we have so many political parties today.
So Republican is not necessarily a dirty word, and I heard that before that break, they actually could join the Democrats on nonpartisan issues.
So it's how you take it dear. Heal the rift, and tell that stubborn man of yours, that if he is foolish enough to destroy a marriage because of a political discussion, then he doesn't deserve to have you.
Always, Louise
Dear Louise,
Our son is getting married to his childhood throuple this month. His aunt, my sister, wants to forgo the wedding to tune into Dr. Rashi Moor's (the Dream Guru's) Universal Dream.
As you can imagine, I am quite upset. I know being part of this dream is quite exciting, but priorities are priorities. No?
Hopefully, this will be the only time my son will be getting married, and I think, if she truly loved me, she would be there.
Neglected Sister
Dear Sister,
I'm with you. A son getting married to his childhood throuple is usually a lifetime event, and I think your sister should show you and your son some love by showing up at this joyous occasion.
Tell her that Louise thinks there will be more global dreams, and this will probably not be her last opportunity to participate in one, and that Louise thinks the ideology of, "Family first" is universal and has stood the test of time.
Always, Louise