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Cyborg French Royals Flee Golden Cage
By M.B. Alexander
I was four-years-old the day the French decided to reinstate a cyborg royal family for their country. I remember my parents talking about how curious it was that they would do such a thing given their bloody revolutionary history. I, of course, downloaded their entire history through my cerebral learning helmet. It took hours, cause it was still a bit slow back then. But eventually, I got all the dirt about the French Rev etched into my brain.
And I must say, I think they took the cake thing a bit too far. I thought “Let them eat cake” could have been interpreted as a nice suggestive offer, and what’s so wrong with a bit of cake so long as you swallow some calorie reducing drinks right after. I like cake. I like my head too. Note to self: if time-traveling ever passes the experimental stage and you can go back to the 1780s with your eyes intact, don’t offer random people cake in France. They are not into it.
Anyway, back to the “Cyborg French Royal Family” who have been used as a national pet to encourage French people to keep buying fashion stuff, just like the royal family in the United Kingdom, who are still organic humans, by the way. Shocker, I know.
And I must say, I think they took the cake thing a bit too far. I thought “Let them eat cake” could have been interpreted as a nice suggestive offer, and what’s so wrong with a bit of cake so long as you swallow some calorie reducing drinks right after. I like cake. I like my head too. Note to self: if time-traveling ever passes the experimental stage and you can go back to the 1780s with your eyes intact, don’t offer random people cake in France. They are not into it.
Anyway, back to the “Cyborg French Royal Family” who have been used as a national pet to encourage French people to keep buying fashion stuff, just like the royal family in the United Kingdom, who are still organic humans, by the way. Shocker, I know.