Although, one could argue that you can easily replace those teeth with some robotic pearly white latch-on teeth, eliminate that extra fat with a body molding fat sucking machine, and the dishes . . . Who needs dishes when you can eat out from the hands of your very own house android. Let them deal with the crumbs . . . 

 

But that is not my point today. The public T-Fairy 4ooo is a new kind of marvel. A device that leaves you begging to brush your teeth all day long! With it you can compete with millions of people around the world in brushing your teeth. The toothbrush is connected to the virtual program and with the specialized nano-infused toothpaste, the effectiveness of your brushing skills can be monitored.

 

Climb the foam-filled ladders to virtual levels exhibiting beautiful worlds filled with tooth clouds and soft full-body bristle massage. Toothpaste mud-slide and mouth-shaped lagoons.

 

Tooth brushing has never been so exhilarating!! From task to blast, make teeth-brushing your new obsession. When you're dripping nano-paste-foam all over the golden throne of tooth-tutopia while android-tooth-fairies sing your praise, you will thank me.