And who hasn't encountered the occasional fumes escaping through the metal ears of an Ai at the grocery store when he just can't decide which flowers to buy his human girlfriend. Or the robot who’s been laughing so hysterically for hours at a comedy club a comedian begged him to switch to heckle mode. Then of course there are those androids who made the poor choice of downloading rage software, leading to plenty of crashed aerial cars and broken shop windows.

 

It’s nothing to be ashamed of (this comment is especially directed to anyone who has downloaded some organic form of guilt, home-brewed by Jewish Earthling mothers.) We all need a friend sometimes and while bio-humans don't always make the best of friends, they are the most equipped. They are trained in heartbreak, failure, and deciphering between someone being funny or just an a-hole. 

 

Humans go through a lot in those pudgy balloon bodies. Perhaps they are slower, physically weaker, certainly whinier, and yet our lives and culture are still so very much centered around them. For all you organics, use your emotional instability to show us how to melt down properly. Book a friend through Human Friend App.