TECH
The Intergalactic
Space Chronicle
Face in a Tube
By M.B. Alexander
What can one do with a different face for twenty-four hours? Oh, I don’t know, crash a wedding, maybe even replace the bride. Switch lives with your best friend, (beware of that kind of damage). Rob a bank! Just kidding, these faces are traceable. I wouldn’t advise using them for anything murky.
Haven’t our faces always partially come out of a tube or jar? Sure, but never to this extent. Face in a Tube is not your regular cut-and-dry miracle foundation, nor is it a nano-particle facelift cream. Face in a Tube is a completely different face you buy and spread over your origin face for a completely different look for up to twenty-four hours.
How does it work? The tiny white nanoparticles spread like cream across your face and within seconds begin to reshape into the form of a different face. Though the facial options have been somewhat limited, offering mostly celebrities thus far, this year Face in a Tube will be releasing their new customized face option. Each tube will be programmable through your phone.
Trying to be someone else is always risky business. It can lead to a lot of confusion and possibly a morphed grasp of reality. There is also a one percent risk your face might be permanently altered. But if you wanna see the world through someone else’s eyes or maybe even just create an improved version of yourself, Face in a Tube is the product for you.