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The Intergalactic
Space Chronicle
Growing Pills - When a Child Takes Over
By M.B. Alexander
At first, no one was the wiser, even when weird rules such as enforced cookie time were implemented in schools across the country. No one considered, not even for a moment, that the head of the national education council had been replaced by a child.
Though one could argue that Lancaster Rover was no ordinary child. Little Lancaster got his master's in International Diplomacy at the age of eight. So is it really such a wonder that by the age of twelve he was running the whole education system unbeknownst to his own parents?
The whole thing could have gone unnoticed for years if it hadn’t been for Lancaster’s insatiable love of android "Pokemons". It is this crazed infatuation that led him to rip his suit jacket off, jump on top of a table, and pass the National School Board. In his desperation, the poor boy battled several other kids in the street for a flying Hoopa.
He did finally grasp that Pokemon for his vast collection of Android Pokemons. But the members of the National Education Council saw the whole thing through the window, and it was accidentally captured by a local news crew.
The council began to put one and one together. They soon realized some of his suggestions were a bit offbeat, such as the Teachers' Daily Candy Give-out, the Ridiculous Hour (where nothing serious may be said), and a new Pledge of Allegiance to Pokemon.
When confronted, the young boy admitted to using daily growing pills and reprogramming his humanoid Ai nanny, so his parents wouldn't know he was missing all day.
Lancaster was grounded for a whole month without his Pokemon collection.
Perhaps it was wrong, but I wouldn't mind being a student in his school system.