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Ai Therapy Birds -
Can we all be a Disney Princess?
By Aidelyn Neuman
Have our dreams come true? Lets be real, we don’t really care about Prince Charming or Princess Charming, we all just want to have birds hovering around us, preferably singing along to our favorite beats. That’s why people live in New York; those damn pigeons are romantic.
It seems that after the recent virus, tech engineers have finally decided to bless us with the Disney dream.
These birds are not just a fashion item, you can talk to them aka “therapy birds”. They can sing your favorite song, granted it is a bit weird to listen to an old Jay-Z song coming out of a few little bluebirds, but we like weird. The birds are also great navigators and will help you maintain social distancing.
Now, for the important bit, what color can I get? Does it come in crow? Do they detect when I’m bummed and tell me jokes? You’ll be happy to hear, the answer is yes to all of the above, although the taste of the jokes is questionable and the crows are a bit judgmental