The Intergalactic
Space Chronicle
CULTURE
Bucket List for the End of 2170 Virus
Now that we are all isolated in our own little nooks, we may be fantasizing about the life we could be having outside of our humble or not so humble abode. Would we really be doing all the things we think we would have done? Or would we have stayed a lot inside even without the virus?
Well, we’ve decided to compile a bucket list of things we want to do when we get out of isolation mode. Hopefully, this list will keep us committed to having a life outside of the Public Virtual Network when all this blows over. If you find this inspiring, we encourage you to write one of your own. What will you do when this virus isolation period ends?
We will...
1. Take the hyperloop train from NYC to Tokyo to eat sushi flavored fruit that grows on trees, in a bioengineered sushi garden.
2. Go to our local floater café early in the morning, stay there all day and order everything off the menu including the death star late with cinnamon and pickles.
3. Rent an illegal air car hopper suit; hitch a ride on some aerial cars in search of free New Dodos in the sky.
4. Participate in a Renaissance Space Faire dressed as a mash-up of Leonardo Da Vinci and Darth Vader, or Elizabeth the first and Darth Vader.
5. Grow a fancy rapid growth tail, add some hair motion extensions, and go out to a fancy restaurant.
6. Ride a massive flying carpet to an isolated retro diner on an iceberg.
7. Host a roof party and spike everyone’s drinks with a concoction of leftover medicinal Zorbognens, a healthy dose of night skippers, and skin glitter.
8. Go to the Color Switch Bioengineered Park to sit on some purple grass, under a golden tree, and sip some blue coffee.
9. Read some Kafka while listening to Android Bach Opera, and then go immediately to a personalized ice-cream parlor to see what flavor we get.
10. Get way to close to a stranger and breathe on them. Then walk away with no explanation.