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Baby DNA Mix to Become a new Reality Show
Remember those hundred babies whose DNA got all mixed together in the “Growth Pods” at The Coo’s external birth services? The same little ones who now have two hundred and twenty biological parents? Well, if you don’t remember them, we assure you this new reality show will help you never forget them again.
Production of the TV was postponed due to the virus of 2170, and the baby’s births were delayed as well, courtesy of The Coo. But now there are plans to proceed to film with those parents who have been tested negative for the virus.
Though this story started with an epic malfunction at the birthing facility, we are glad it is finding a positive outlet for what could have been a disastrous situation that even King Solomon would be dumbfounded to solve. We are also extremely curious to see how a family of that magnitude, which consists of complete strangers, functions.
The Coo will be funding all the necessities of this new giant family in an old hotel by the park, which they have renovated into a massive family home. The parents have been assigned a team of psychologists, doctors, and caregivers to help them function as a household.
For the first six months, each family will get the baby they were supposed to have before the DNA mishap; they will be the primary parents of this child so that the babies are able to form a stable bond with an initial family unit of their designated couple or a throuple. Each baby will also have a daily rotation with other sets of parents.
To make sure the babies don’t get mixed up among themselves, when swapped around, the babies will have tiny data chips embedded into them.
We’re very interested to see how all this pans out and we applaud all the bio parents in this ordeal for making their best efforts to make this work. The first episode will start this Friday with the birth of all the babies. Of course, we will be there to report how it goes. What does a baby with two hundred thirty parents look like? Whose eyes will they get? Stay tuned.