TECH
The Intergalactic
Space Chronicle
Attack of the Kisses
By M.B. Alexander
New Kiss-Stick blows lipstick out of the way.
Who doesn’t like a nice smooch or two? We all do if we’re not too busy. But how do you feel about a pink nanoparticle kiss that’s blown from someone's lips? When the shiny kiss gently departs from its owner, its colored particles hovering over to your cheek seconds before the kiss dissipates to the ground into a pink whisk of dust?
Kiss-Stick is the latest in cosmetic tech fashion. In essence, it is a dense stick of tiny computer particles shaped to look like a regular lipstick. But these luscious red balms can do so much more than just add some vibrancy to your face. Each of these nano-tech particle kisses can hover in the air for over an hour and travel on their own for miles, allowing you to kiss and run. The recipient of the kiss may not even know it was you.
However, this feature has led to a few complications . . .
Some celebrities have reported being attacked by mobs of these electric kisses. While high schools around the globe are in complete disarray, with kisses clouding the hallways and occasionally attacking teachers. There's is also the occasional 'wrong address' kisses which have caused a whole other realm of confusion
My only complaint is that I haven’t gotten even one kiss yet! Although others may complain that I have sent too many kisses their way . . . Perhaps blowing nano-tech kisses to anyone passing by my apartment window via hoverboard was a bit much. What can I say, I’m a sucker for new tech.
