Ancient objects have been appearing throughout the globe in random locations. Is the past saying hello in a very odd manner? Is this the beginning of time traveling?

 

It all began when a rubric cube fell smack into Ikimo Hitachi's ice-cream in Japan, “It was four scoops of cherry cheesecake ice-cream in an umbrella cone that I was very much looking forward to eating. But it was all taken away by the government after the colorful cube fell into it.” Hitachi said.

 

We felt for Mr. Hitachi’s loss and have made efforts to get him a new ice cream.

 

Other objects soon began to appear across the world. Something they used to call a “Kazoo” appeared in Australia. Dice appeared in Rome. A clapping monkey appeared at the top of the Empire State Building, and many more.

 

Many scientists are theorizing that these objects have to do with the experimentation that was done in 2050 by MIT, when students across the world tested out a teleportation device. The project was deemed a failure, since they did not have any proof that the objects traveled anywhere; that is, until now. 

 

What does this mean for us? Has time travel been conquered by our archaic predecessors, but accidentally glossed over? It would be fitting for them . . .

 

Rumors around MIT are whispering that this project is still in the works unbeknownst to the public, and has been for over a hundred years. There you have it; ice-cream, time travel, and a conspiracy. All the makings of a perfect afternoon, if you ask me.